Because nothing says “we are totally down with the youth of the 1990s” quite like spelling “Hits” with a Z.

E-MU kicked off their floppy disk expansion for the Proteus/2 line with Vol. 1 Orchestral Hitz, a collection determined to prove that classical music could, in fact, be completely radical. This highly coveted magnetic square gifted your Proteus/2 with 64 brand-new presets, finally freeing you from the tyranny of the factory ROM.

Despite the edgy, extreme-sports-sounding title, the contents of the disk were delightfully traditional. Here is what E-MU packed into those 64 slots of cutting-edge data:

Flutes: For when your woodwind section needed just a little extra street cred.

Strings: Sweeping, lush, and fully prepared to soundtrack a devastating soap opera cliffhanger.

Organs: Because nothing screams “chart-topping hit” quite like a massive, gothic pipe organ straight out of Dracula’s basement.

Percussive Instruments: Big, booming orchestral thwacks designed to aggressively punctuate your synth-pop masterpieces.

It was the perfect toolkit for the composer who needed to score a dramatic movie trailer at 5:00 PM and produce a eurodance track by 6:00 PM.