Despite the name, this sample CD cannot predict the future, nor will it read your tarot cards. What it will do is telepathically know exactly when your track needs the aggressive, unbridled energy of a 1990s late-night talk show band. Curated by Grammy-winning synth legend Jason Miles, this disc brings actual, undeniable musical pedigree to your beige plastic box of tricks.

Stabs & Swells: The absolute definitive sound of a 90s sitcom transitioning to a commercial break, or the exact moment a detective kicks down a door in a vintage cop show.

Falls, Slides, and Riffs: Because sometimes you don’t just want to play a standard brass note… you want that note to slide down the scale and dramatically collapse into a puddle of funk.

The Full Brass Section: No need to hire five expensive session musicians who will drink all the coffee in your studio. Jason Miles has meticulously packaged an entire horn section into a few megabytes of digital glory.

Just insert the CD-ROM, wait for the terrifying, jet-engine whir of your external SCSI drive, and let your E4 Ultra, EOS, or ESI sampler channel the spirits of a phantom horn section. It’s high-end studio brass, cryogenically frozen in retro sampler architecture.